What is Glish?

Glish is a modern language based on English, but with consistent phonetics and simplified grammar.  Glish is easy to learn as it is predictable, yet it follows English vocabulary.  For example, verb conjugation is never irregular, all words are phonetically spelled, articles and gender are eliminated and punctuation is consistent and simple.  Almost all words sound the same as in English, and anyone who can understand English will understand Glish.  It kind of looks like Dutch and sounds like caveman English, and it's strangely fun to use.

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